IngliseraKuno

Here are my thoughts about #AlDub: I think Alden Richards is very good-looking. Way too good-looking for Maine. But that's me, an48-year-old hag, being bitter. I am old enough to be his mother. I think Maine is a talented, funny and smart young lady, with an average face and figure, read: 'normal' Filipina. Not the ones who dress up like sluts, with full make-up, topping that with the best app for photoshop. She uses MAC lipstick in that shade of red which got sold out in the country after learning she uses the brand and color. But she plays the character of a maid, or 'yaya' in the 'kalyeserye' so she dresses in the character. I think that Wally and the rest of the bunch are great at comedy. They portray real-life people, show us the funny side in all of us, spontaneous and honest. No scripts needed, really. They simply poke fun at our truths, and I love that. The hypocrites hate that.  I think that Joey de Leon, who is pushing 70, is just teasing whoever i...

You call me 'Morgans', which is 'Lady Morgana', the cruel bitch taking care of Princess Sarah and her friends in an orphanage (the cartoons where Sarah always holds a basket of patatas). Well, some truths need to be said, and what better way than to coin me a nickname from a character who has no heart. 😜😈😂😆 You move at a glacial pace, sometimes I imagine you being hit by a tractor 🚜somewhere, which by the way, also moves at the same glacial pace. When you eat🍴, by the time the spoon with rice reaches your mouth, I would have already chewed & gulped my rice, with a piece of meat to boot. Your bath 🛁takes a minimum of thirty minutes, for a quick shower🚿. The normal bath is about plus one hour, with water splashed all over the bathroom like it rained ☔️in there. Another hour, you need that to put your make-up on, 💄powder over your nape, lotion on your legs, foot spray before putting on shoes.👟All told, you need about three hours 🕐🕓to get ready for work or j...